Unleash The Hornymones ♥.♥

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

(via notahoe)

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via a-sarcastic-asshole)

burghers:

i get so easily attached to people its actually kinda pathetic

(via vagina-itch)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

(via a-sarcastic-asshole)

Problems with being a male

• Having emotions is seen as weakness
• Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
• Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
• A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
• Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
• Makeup isn't even an option
• Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
• Being gay is seen as weak
• You can't control the size of your "manhood"
• You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
• No male specific support groups or movements
• Unequal parental rights
• Extreme feminists treating you less than human
• Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
• People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
• No one will read this past the title