teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
- me at 4am: who am i
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
"What are your talents?"
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit