To bae or not to bae
William Shakespeare (via khayyyy)

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue


ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now


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pussylipgloss:

tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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